Boats Have No Brakes!
Welcome back to the weekly showcase of maritime malpractice, where the phrase "just hit the brakes" is a myth whispered by landlubbers. We’ve got a series of textbook docking disasters, proving that if you approach anything faster than you are willing to hit it, your fenders are essentially useless confetti.
But the foolishness doesn't stop at the water's edge! We also journey inland to witness truly baffling displays of terrestrial towing. See a man who thought a bicycle was the ideal horsepower for hauling a full-sized jet ski down the road, and another who decided dragging a boat trailer—sans tires—off-road was a brilliant idea. You'll have to watch to see which of these geniuses manages to cause the most property damage, and whether the bike/jet ski rig was successful. It’s a hilarious demonstration of how not to handle your watercraft, both on and off the water.