Cruising Destinations
The Boomershines and a Boating Battle Against Gravity and Girders
After a night in Peoria that felt more like a survivalist trial than a marina stay, the Boomershines are ready to bolt. But the Illinois River has other plans—specifically a low-hanging railroad bridge that seems personally offended by the height of their hardtop. Watch as Mark performs some "emergency boat surgery" to avoid a catastrophic haircut. Between mystery river splashes and a desperate race against rising tides, will they squeeze through, or is Peoria their new permanent home? The ending involves a disco ball and a lot of relief.