A Lady's Solution to Nature's Call

Why has it taken the human race so
long to invent something so practical, so necessary and so cheap as the revolutionary
P-Mate? We predict that it will change a wife’s or girlfriend’s reluctance to join
her man boating. Truth be told – that is the real reason why they don’t want to
go boating in the first place! Most women boaters we know would be happy to have
a P-Mate for those unexpected emergencies that invariably occur on a small boat
just when the walleye start biting. We can’t think of any invention, no matter how
expensive that could get more women to “discover boating” than the P-Mate. We hasten
to add that BoatTEST.com’s trusty staff of female boaters have not yet to tested
this clever-looking device, and we are NOT recommending it. We just wanted to alert
you that BoatTEST will be publishing a full report on its pee-ability and pee-formance
in a future issue.

There are times other than being on a small boat when the P-Mate would come in handy.

The long-awaited device was invented by a Dutch woman named Moon Zijp who demonstrated
it on Dutch TV’s answer to the Dave Letterman Show in 1999. It made Moon a national
heroine. It was introduced into the U.S. a few years ago, but until now has not
been taken seriously. Retail stores don’t sell it, but you can order it on Amazon.com.


A Boatwoman’s Dilemma



No longer do women boaters need to remove layers of foul weather gear nor bang into
bulkheads and slip on ladders going below in order to answer nature’s calls. Thanks
to a woman, they now can hang over the side just like men do and relive themselves
without removing any clothes. The manufacturer says that the gadget is “leak proof,”
tidy, and eliminates the need for toilet paper.

No more waiting in long lines for the lone WC at fish frys and clam bakes on the beach.

Drown Like a Man



Of course, like the chubby tug boat cabin described in another story in this issue,
women will now run the risk of falling overboard and drowning, just like a hundred
men do each year. For that reason, we’re sure Capt. Steve would recommend that you
still use a 5-gallon can while using your P-Mate.



P-Mate is an anatomically shaped disposal paper funnel, that slips inside a fly
or under shorts. Karen Diamond, the U.S. distributor notes on her website that P-Mate
also is a handy gadget for lubbers faced with dirty public toilets, providing samples
in doctors’ offices, awkward public toilets in foreign countries, and long drives
or hikes in the country between facilities.

European WCs are ideal for use of the P-Mate, or behind a tree.

Walk Like a Man



The P-Mate™ is a portable urinating device that allows women to urinate while
standing up wherever and whenever they need to, without losing their dignity or
risking unhygienic and unpleasant public restrooms.



The P-Mate™ can be used during any activity where restroom facilities are less than
desirable, or not available at all.



The P-Mate offers a unique solution for woman who have difficulty sitting or squatting
due to pregnancy or other medical conditions. According the P-Mate’s website : the
product is “Ideal for any female patient who needs to provide urine samples into
a small cup -- which can become challenging when samples are required from mid
stream.”

P-Mate comes in a pretty pink container and it is Eco-Friendly.

Like any good marketer the, the ladies at P-Mate are passionate about their product.
Read their list of times and places where P-Mate is a “Must”—



 There's no toilet available.


 There is a toilet, but it is so dirty that you'd rather prefer to hold your piddle.


 There is no bush or secluded spot where you can bare your bottom quietly


 Or you are standing in front of an impenetrable brushwood.


 What is creeping through that penetrable brushwood?


 The stinging nettles stand very high today!


 The toilet consists of two footings and a hole. You spatter your shoes or it leaks
against your legs.


 You are pregnant, you have to pee often but it is difficult to get up.


 You are not pregnant, but, for any reason, it is hard for you to squat.


 You are in an exotic place with only... an open sewerage.


 You are waiting in the end of a line at an outside-event, will you make it?


 You have made it, like the hundreds of women before you, you open the door but...
do you still want to?


 You have to hand in a piddle for a research and your pee is flowing everywhere,
except into the pot.


 For your profession you wear clothes that you can't take off very easily, even
if there is a suitable pee-spot around.


 You are on a boat with a toilet that's too small, or there's no toilet at all
and you are not alone.


Now, for the
video that you have all been waiting for…


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