New WaterCar Is a Babe Magnet
If you have tried wakeboard boats, high-performance speedsters, and even megayachts and have yet to score babes in numbers appropriate to your cash outlay, let us suggest you consider the new Python made by WaterCar. The new Python, has a price tag of just $170,000, and the builder is now ramping up production because “orders are rapidly building,” and the company is advising prospects to get their $5k deposit in to reserve their slot in a highly limited production schedule -- BUT WAIT, WaterCar is also looking for international distributors because it knows that men all over the world need more effective babe magnets. You could have an exclusive territory, so long as you meet certain stringent requirements and order two Pythons.
See video of how the new Python WaterCar attracts the Booty --
A California body shop company has combined a Corvette with a luxury speedboat and thrown in some jet ski to create a holy trinity of awesomeness it calls the WaterCar Python.
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 Just think of all the money you’ll save on slip rentals, crew, fuel, insurance and maintenance. |
Once installed, the Python will make short work of your trip to the boat launch with an average 0-60 time of 4.5 seconds. Once you get to the yacht club, stun your high society friends by driving the Python straight into the water, pressing one button to retract the wheels and another to start the jet. You’ll be gliding on a bright blue highway in seconds. Far from a glorified Amphicar, this baby can do 60 mph on the water.
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In addition to being one of the absolute coolest toys we’ve ever seen, we can imagine high-speed police chases in L.A. might get a bit more interesting if suspects choose a Python as their getaway car.
On land, the Python is a custom-built hot rod that looks like a cross between a Chevy Avalanche and a Corvette. Out on Lake Havasu, where you just know one of these will show up, it’s a 20 foot luxury boat appointed with a polished wood dashboard and a leather wraparound bench seat — just like the Chris Craft you keep at your house in the Hamptons. Sadly, air conditioning, an automatic transmission and a hardtop are not currently available.
 Just in case you want to take a swim or go scuba diving. |
We’re especially amused by the dual set of safety and regulatory guidelines that apply to an amphibious motor vehicle. Headlamps and turn signals are to be used on land but green and red nautical lights are for use on the water. Not only do owners of the Python need to register their vehicle as both a car with license plates and a boat with marine stickers, but special amphibious vehicle insurance must be purchased unless owners want to buy both a car and boat policy.
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On paper, the Python appears to be twice as fast on the water than its closest competitor, the Gibbs Aquada. We wonder how long it will be before someone smashes Sir Richard Branson’s record of crossing the English Channel in an amphibious automobile that he set in his Aquada back in 2004.
About the Company
Dave March, founder of WaterCar, Inc., has been building cars & boats since 1976 when he opened his collision repair facility in Fountain Valley, California. Since then, he has repaired and re-built thousands of vehicles at his facility, Fountain Valley Body Works, which is now one of the largest and most highly respected collision repair facilities in the industry.
 The “Gator Kit” costs under $30k, and you can make your own babe magnet. |
In the late 1990’s, Dave March noticed that a number of design specifications between cars and boats were being shared. Boat manufactures were using lightweight high-performance automotive-type engines. Car manufacturers were incorporating light-weight marine-type composite and alloy bodies and chassis. Additionally, automotive manufacturers were using materials specially manufactured to be extremely corrosion resistant. This gave Dave the idea of developing high-performance cars that could be driven on the water, and WaterCar, Inc. was born.
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Dave’s vision was to see high-performance cars that were also high-performance boats. But he was not interested in previous amphibious vehicles that just float around. He was interested in designing a high-performance automobile capable of getting to plane on top of the water. His expectation was to reach freeway speeds in the water! His task was to incorporate the very latest materials and components into the optimum design for an amphibious vehicle.
 Riding off into the sunset with a car full of sophisticated babes is life-long dream of many a WaterCar owner. |
Order Now, Avoid the Wait
The company advises: “With orders building rapidly and production capacity limited in the early years, customers wishing to order are advised to reserve a delivery position as early as possible to minimize their as possible to minimize their wait time. Reservations will be filled in the order they are received. (Deposits are refundable for any reason, fully transferable, and escrowed with a 3rd party.)”